Welcome to another Top 5 Wednesday! This meme was created by gingerreadslainey and is hosted by Sam @ThoughtsOnTomes and you can check out the Goodreads group here. This week’s theme is Favorite First Sentences. I obviously can’t remember that kind of info, so what I did was go to some of my favorite books, and get the first sentence, if they were totally funny and original. Enjoy!
My Tiny Obsessions 
Hahahaha those are all such funny openings!
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Haha this is so original I like it!
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OMG hilarious!!!
Love the last one haha 😂😂😂
I have GOT to start reading more Alice Clayton! I’ve only read Nuts, which was alright in terms of romance, but really enjoyable in terms of the humour. Judging from that opening line I think I’ll have even more laughs with Wallbanger. 😛
Wallbanger is one of the most hilarious books I’ve ever read! so yeah… READ IT!
hahahaha I literally cannot stop laughing at these opening lines. I think the last one takes the crown though. Simple and straight to the point. 😛
😀 the book is all like that. EHEHEH
OMG! I LOVE all of these. I don’t think you could have made better choices.
And how have I not read Chasing Crazy?
I DON’T KNOW! Chasing crazy is awesome, and I love it to bits!
THE WALLBANGER ONE!!!! I loooove the Wallbanger so much, I considered putting that 1st sentence on my list too haha
You got so many good sentences here. I want to pick up that last book and the Adorkable one!
READ THEM. for real!
Lol! These are some funny openings 😀